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JOKE OF THE DAY: RELIGIOUS BEARING
One day an atheist was out hunting for deer when he heard something
behind him. He turned
around to see that it was a bear. The bear got closer, so the frightened
atheist decided to give
prayer a try. "God, I know I denied you so many times, that it would be
foolish for me to ask you
to help me, so I ask you to please make the bear a Christian." When he
finished his prayer, the
bear got down on its knees. The atheist got closer, and heard the bear
saying: "God, bless this
food I'm about to eat."
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Jednoga dana uprti Srbin svoju puscicu i podje u sumu da lovi. Medved
iskoci pred njega, ovaj :
tras!tras! ali puska omane. Onda meda kaze : biraj - da te kresnem ili
da te smazem? Srbin
odabere pa se vrati kuci, rasklopi pusku, podmaze, uglanca. I opet u
sumu i opet vidi medveda i
opet tras! tras! pa nista... Medved opet pita sta ce da izabere, ovaj
kaze, pa se vrati kuci, zapuca
u fabriku oruzja, tamo puscicu rasklope, podmazu, zakrpe... Sutra ponovo
u sumu, naidje medved,
tras! tras! i nista... A medved pita: Jeli bre, ti, jel īti dolazis u
lov, ili na tucanje?
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Misa
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